a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he…
"Ideas are immortal! They eat you from the inside out!"
Look mod look
ah yes, the piece of fanart that gave me several heart attacks in a row
it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point
Yes. Yes, that’s precisely what I wanted to title my essay. Mozzarella Sticks. Thanks for keeping me real, turnitin.com.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
Give me this owl
stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about
La La La
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.